Blackbird: "Where have you been?? You've been neglecting your blog again!"
madretz: "Yea, sorry about that. um...I've been...busy?"
Blackbird: "That's no excuse! Besides, you haven't been busy. Seriously. You have commitment issues."
madretz: "Commitment issues? No, if you saw how committed I am to all the silly Facebook games I play, you'd realize how committed I really am. I spend hours every day tending a farm, running a restaurant, interior designing two homes and managing an amusement park. I do not have commitment issues."
Blackbird: "Then you just need to be committed - you crazy addicted facebook junkie."