Friday, August 03, 2007

Exterminator

About the big spider near the light switch in our bedroom:


Jimmy turned off the light and I said:

M: Now I'm gonna touch him when I go to turn the light on.

J: That'll make him feel needed.

M: no, the fact that we're not killing him makes him feel needed. Not my touching him.

J: he likes your touch. it makes him feel warm and appreciated.

M: he's a spider. there's nothing warm about him.

J: But he's our natural exterminator. What do they call vegetables that they don't put any chemicals on?

M: Organic?

J: yes. he's our organic exterminator.

5 comments:

Jodi said...

Holy crap! That's a big one! I leave the big spiders we get in our back yard alone, but once they come inside...it's all over.

Ex-Shammickite said...

I heard somewhere that everyone eats or swallows at least 8 spiders while we sleep.... yuk... gives me the shudders.... I hope you carefully picked him up and took him outside.

lorenzothellama said...

Well I just hope you didn't eat this one!
I am a wimp and am frightened of spiders, but I have learned how to cope with them, and I can now get the buggers in a jam jar and take them outside. When I let them go, I run like mad in case they come to get me, except that at the moment I limp like mad away!
Spiders are so big and aggressive, they have huge shoulders like American Football players.

Ragged Around the Edges said...

Ooooooh, creepy!

(And that conversation cracks me up.)

Ginnie said...

It cracks me up, too, Mad! :)