Twice this week I walked out the door and got into my car wearing this:
Yep. Not just once. No, I didn't learn the first time. Not once a long time ago then 'oh i forgot' and did it again 2 years later. Wednesday evening, then again the very next day. The first time, Jimmy almost refused to turn the car around and nearly made me to go to the mall that way. Not just any shopping mall, THEE mall. THEE mall that's rated as the best mall in the entire Bay Area. The next time, I was alone so I smacked myself hard then turned the car around. The good news is that on both occasions I was only 2 blocks down the street when I noticed.
Why, you might ask, would I admit to this ineptitude? I donno. Maybe I thought you needed a laugh. Or maybe that is just the level of my dorkiness. That I'm such a dumass that I have to blog about it.